The Mismanagement

3 members

They run the affairs of the Port Harcourt Hash House Harriers — barely. Meet the people who keep the kennel pointed in roughly the right direction.

Wait — what's a Mismanagement?

In Hash House Harriers tradition, "Mismanagement" is the tongue-in-cheek name for the leadership team. Here's a quick field guide to the roles you'll hear at PHH3 and other kennels:

GM
Grand Master — Senior figure who presides over runs and circles.
RA
Religious Adviser — Leads Down-Down ceremonies. Definitely not religious.
Hare
Hare — Lays the trail with flour and chalk arrows for the pack.
Hash Cash
Hash Cash — Treasurer — keeps the kitty and collects hash dues.
HD
Haberdash — Hash apparel — t-shirts, caps, and other merch.
On Sec
On Sec — Hash secretary — record-keeper of attendance and gossip.
Always Pumping
Since 2023

Always Pumping

GM

Grand Master

Sets the tone for the kennel. Presides over circles, blows the horn, and pretends to keep the rest of Misma in line.

Late Night Prof
Since 2023

Late Night Prof

RA

Religious Adviser

Leads the Down-Downs and dispenses Hash 'wisdom'. Strictly secular — the only commandment is to finish your beer.

Hipnotize
Since 2023

Hipnotize

HD

Haberdash

Keeper of all things merch — t-shirts, caps, badges. If it has the PHH3 logo on it, talk to this one.

Need to reach the Misma?

Questions about runs, joining, kit, or that thing that happened on trail last Friday? Drop us a message — we usually answer between beers.

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